What's the matter with Iowa?

This has been circulating (tip of the cap to M&D for pointing it out).  A couple of thoughts:

• This isn't wrong.  In fact, it's profoundly right.
• It's makes me unbearably sad and ashamed that Iowa seceded from the US and joined Dumbf**kistan 
• There IS a RED-America and a BLUE-America (though to be fair, I think I should change that from RED-America to WHITE-America so the folks in Dumbf**kistan don't get upset if I don't recognize their scary white nationalism)

I think I still have Tom Frank's What's the Matter with Kansas at home.  I guess I need to reread it.